Baby's due in a week.
This is all I can think of to write, right now:
Also: I typed "look at the dog" for this title at first, and when I was opening this page, "geographile.dogspot.com". Yes, I have dogs, but this is out of hand. I can't imagine I'll survive long as a parent with brain intact.
(Blame Kimberly for the animation, she's the one who imposed it on me.)